Best book review EVER

Duke

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#3
Christ, that was hilarious.

Also, how come such a literary atrocity is unleashed on the public without any apparent form of editing? What the hell?
 

Casey

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#4
Christ, that was hilarious.

Also, how come such a literary atrocity is unleashed on the public without any apparent form of editing? What the hell?
I guess it's easy to have a book published these days.
 

Casey

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#6
Easy is an understatement. Looks like you don't even have to be a writer.
From the looks of that review, my 11 year old nephew could write a better book than that piece of shit. I mean, the guy is using words that don't even relate to the rest of the sentence or make any sense and saying the same thing over and over.

This sentence had me rolling, lol

"Already, he knew he wouldn't be able to do it. In fact, he KNEW he wouldn't."
WTFLOL. Let's all post like this and laugh about it. Actually, let's ALL post like this AND laugh about it.
 

hizzle?

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#7
And not only is this the worst book ever written, it's also the worst-written book ever.

Behold:

"Of all the things to think, he never thought he'd think that."

And:

"Already, he knew he wouldn't be able to do it. In fact, he KNEW he wouldn't."

???

Wasn't that already established in the previous sentence?
lmao @ "Wasn't that already established in the previous sentence". In fact, LMAO @ "Wasn't that already established in the previous sentence".
 

Casey

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#10
I like how the light emancipated from the window.
It legally emancipated itself. That light was fed up of all the abuse it was getting from the window that was strung out on crack most of the time. In fact, the window was strung out on crack MOST of the time.
 

Duke

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#11
After the deface, the window was measurable. He felt useless and unwanted, every ounce of his suffrage impounding into his soul with each breath. A serious drug addition took hold of his sanitary, completely negotiating the plausibility of a normal role in society, transponding him into a mindless slave to the sustenance abuse.
 

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