1. When testing out a new sword, you like to:
Assault various types of melons with awesome cutting power
2. If spotted during a secret mission, would you:
Throw a smoke bomb and make a run for it
3. Your weapon of choice is:
Sword - Messy but fun
4. How do you find your missions?
I'm a ninja for hire (aka Entrepraninja) (like T.I. said, I'm just doin my job.

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5. Are you now, or have you ever been a part of the Samurai?
I used to be a samurai, but when it came down to it seppaku just wasn't my thing (I've reenacted moves from kung-fu movies too many times to not have never been a samurai).
6. What color ninja uniform do you prefer:
Black. Blood doesnt show.
7. A golfer starts swinging his club around in a crazy fit. What do you do?
Ignore the crazy golfer, it's not your problem anyway
8. At the end of a great date with hot lady/man friend, you:
Kiss her/him gently on the forehead and hop away, roof-top to roof-top (Geah! Do it Spidey-style!)
9. When given the chance to use a gun, you:
Stash it away, incase you need it later
10. An enemy ninja catches your arrow in mid-air, and then breaks it over his knee. What do you do?
Pull out the gun you stashed earlier and shoot him, Indiana Jones style. (Arrows cost too much money for a muthafucka to be breakin my shit anyway).