How you wanna die (aka 10000000 ways 2 die, choose 1)

CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
#6
Realistically - in my sleep.

Otherwise - jumping off a skyscraper.

Just for the feeling.....of 'flying' not hitting the ground you sick S&M motherfuckers.....
 
#8
in my sleep after finally making sure my family are set money wise, i have made a real difference( even if it is a small one) and oh yeah finally having a complete pac collection
 
#14
a long death.. doesn't have to be painful, just long.. so i'll have enough time to run up my minutes on my phone by calling everybody i've ever known.. mainly ex's.. be like "hey bitch .. i'm dieing.. no seriously i'm dieing.. before i die i just wanted to say why i'm dieing.. i have aids" then hang up .. scare a bitch.. it'd be fun :) (i dont actually have aids but i'd probably sleep with alot of my ex's if i did hahaha)
While laying there on my last gasp of breath I'd fart in public and proudly admit "it was me" while blowing my nose on some standing by ladies shoes..
 
#15
Jocka said:
a long death.. doesn't have to be painful, just long.. so i'll have enough time to run up my minutes on my phone by calling everybody i've ever known.. mainly ex's.. be like "hey bitch .. i'm dieing.. no seriously i'm dieing.. before i die i just wanted to say why i'm dieing.. i have aids" then hang up .. scare a bitch.. it'd be fun :) (i dont actually have aids but i'd probably sleep with alot of my ex's if i did hahaha)
While laying there on my last gasp of breath I'd fart in public and proudly admit "it was me" while blowing my nose on some standing by ladies shoes..
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ya know that makes me think if i ever get aids..ima make sure everybody i know gets it too..dont matter how but im not gonna die alone bitches!
 
#16
Never die alone!

That's the first rule of death.

Take someone with you. Preferably someone that has a lot hate directed at him so that while hated by his family & friends, you will be revered by others!
 
#17
Hurts said:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ya know that makes me think if i ever get aids..ima make sure everybody i know gets it too..dont matter how but im not gonna die alone bitches!
exactly.. only one life to live.. when mine's gone, i want everybody else to come with me.. and i swear to god if somebody doesn't come up with a zombie potion and bring me back to life, i will haunt u all forever... anytime u lose ur keys and can't find them, thats me.. anytime u can't find the remote, thats me.. anytime ur woman's gone and returns with a ripped dress and panting like a dog with a smile on her face, thats me..
 
#18
CalcuoCuchicheo said:
Never die alone!

That's the first rule of death.

Take someone with you. Preferably someone that has a lot hate directed at him so that while hated by his family & friends, you will be revered by others!
ya know i was thinkin of taking my ( than ) HIV infected blood from myself and put it in pplz coke's at the cinema's.. or raping ppl but thats not my style
 
#19
Hurts said:
ya know i was thinkin of taking my ( than ) HIV infected blood from myself and put it in pplz coke's at the cinema's.. or raping ppl but thats not my style
I know, in that situation, you're dying & don't really need to answer to no-one but still, raping's a no-no with a capital 'ice pick to your balls!', you know?

I suppose you do, because that's not your style.....

Hint: Take your boss!!!!!!!!!
 
#20
Hurts said:
ya know i was thinkin of taking my ( than ) HIV infected blood from myself and put it in pplz coke's at the cinema's.. or raping ppl but thats not my style
i find it strange that theres a law against this .. if u have aids and u infect somebody and u don't tell them, u can go to jail/prison... I could imagine that, like 1-2 years before I'm 'scheduled' to die, i start spitting in peoples drinks or cutting myself, putting my blood in a water gun (with some water of course), and squirting enemies or just random people lol .. Then the police are like "you squirted blood.. u have aids.. ur going to jail" .. "umm.. ok officer, please accept my appology" and squirt him in the eye lmao .. then when he takes u in, threaten to spit on anybody that gets near u.. it'd be a blast.. :)
 

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