I am drunk

Duke

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#61
Oh yeah, now it's all my fault all of a sudden. Fuck you, fishboy.

carmen, it's not my fault, is it? :) Tell fishboy plz
 

Preach

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#63
oh no, the two sentences really had nothing to do with each other. i just felt like saying i think you're a horrible person.
 

_carmi

me, myself & us
#64
Cuties shouldn't be smoking weed.....or anything for that matter. Don't do drugs, carmi. It kills me inside knowing you do X and weed. Drugs are for the weak. And if this fucking car alarm in our parking lot doesn't go off, I am gonna kill someone. Like a Georgia fan camped out in my city streets.
i haven't done x in almost 4 years now. as for weed, it's good ol' weed. what's wrong with weed? lol
lmao at us encouraging this sweet student girl to do drugs. duke, you're a horrible person.
haha
Oh yeah, now it's all my fault all of a sudden. Fuck you, fishboy.

carmen, it's not my fault, is it? :) Tell fishboy plz
it is your fault, all of your fault. you ruined my life :*(
 

Duke

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#65
i haven't done x in almost 4 years now. as for weed, it's good ol' weed. what's wrong with weed? lol

haha


it is your fault, all of your fault. you ruined my life :*(

So what would I need to do for redemption here? :amazed:
 

Duke

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#67
mail me some weed ;)

It's impossible to get me through customs.

How about I buy you a first class airline ticket to Amsterdam, let you stay in the city for a week in the Hilton, all expenses paid, on my charge.

Then I call up 30 'omeboys and let them take turns on your sweet French-Canadian ass and film it.

Deal?
 

_carmi

me, myself & us
#68
It's impossible to get me through customs.

How about I buy you a first class airline ticket to Amsterdam, let you stay in the city for a week in the Hilton, all expenses paid, on my charge.

Then I call up 30 'omeboys and let them take turns on your sweet French-Canadian ass and film it.

Deal?
nah but thx for the offer :p
 

Duke

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#69
I apoligize. Being a mean internet sexist isn't my style. It's late, its saturday, I'm drunk, I went mean on this Chris Zimbo fool, SOFI got all on my nuts over it, I thought it was cool. But it's not really.

You are a sweet teddy girl. :thumb:
 

_carmi

me, myself & us
#70
I apoligize. Being a mean internet sexist isn't my style. It's late, its saturday, I'm drunk, I went mean on this Chris Zimbo fool, SOFI got all on my nuts over it, I thought it was cool. But it's not really.

You are a sweet teddy girl. :thumb:
sweet teddy girl? lol sure.

apology accepted
 

Duke

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#72
^ Why is it sad?

(You know I'm just making this comment because you put the goal wiiiiiiiiide open for one)
 

Duke

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#74
Not really. People send weed from Canada to US all the time, for example. Maybe about 5% of it gets taken away.


Either way, I'm not on your nuts you pleb.

Really? Hm. :idea:

I'm guessing overseas might be more difficult, though.
 

S O F I

Administrator
Staff member
#76
Well, the US government, more specifically a branch of Dept of Homeland Security, doesn't have some innovative gadgets that detect drugs as they come in through UPS and FedEx. As a FedEx shipment comes in to an airport, you have a couple of CBP officers who either randomly choose packages to open and search, or look through the description of the object and the package and see if something is fishy. For example, if a package is coming from Amsterdam and it's supposed to be a stamp collection, best believe the officer will be suspicious of it and open it up.
 

Preach

Well-Known Member
#79
I think I'm gonna take a leave of absence from this board. I waste so much of my creativity and my good jokes on a dead forum. Catch me on Facebook or something.
I pm'ed you, I told you in a thread, but WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING NAME SO I CAN ADD YOU!?!?!?!? GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

i bet you don't even have facebook. you just tease. you try and entice people and when they give you attention you just... ignore them. i bet you get off on this too you little indian prick. well you're sick, you know that? you're just fucking sick. other people's feelings and emotions are not toys for you to play with!!!!!
 

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