My homeboy's gay

[Crunkadelic]

Aight check it. I was chilling earlier today with two of my boys. We was chilling and talkin about rap, sports, cars, different shit and then suddenly from out of the blue, one of them just came out and said "ay man, don't you just hate it when you're booty be itchin inside?"

I thought to myself that this is the gayest shit Ive ever heard. Thats the kinda shit you should keep to yourself, but OH...why not just put it on a white T-shirt and just wear it around the public? I mean, sometimes my nuts itch a litte occasonally but I dont be broadcasting that shit.

I couldnt believe I gave this nigga dap earlier. Me and my other homeboy just looked at each other look "what tha fuck up with this nigga?" We both dispersed from him afterwards.

He oughta learn to put a vasaline stick up his ass and shut the fuck up.

 

[Flipmo]

Maybe it was just left over shit he wasn't able to crap out. You know, constipation is a reacurring problem within our society nowadays.

 

[7Datskat34]

Aight check it. I was chilling earlier today with two of my boys. We was chilling and talkin about rap, sports, cars, different shit and then suddenly from out of the blue, one of them just came out and said "ay man, don't you just hate it when you're booty be itchin inside?"

I thought to myself that this is the gayest shit Ive ever heard. Thats the kinda shit you should keep to yourself, but OH...why not just put it on a white T-shirt and just wear it around the public? I mean, sometimes my nuts itch a litte occasonally but I dont be broadcasting that shit.

I couldnt believe I gave this nigga dap earlier. Me and my other homeboy just looked at each other look "what tha fuck up with this nigga?" We both dispersed from him afterwards.

He oughta learn to put a vasaline stick up his ass and shut the fuck up.

How does that make him gay tho? My ass itches all the time, its called swamp ass, its when ya get all sweaty, it is spring, hot hot hot

 

[PuffnScruff]

my ass is itching right now from the dollar general tp i used to whipe it. your the gay one. that was the first thing that came into your mind when your friend said that. i think your a closet homosexual.

 

[Jokerman]

You should tell him about this board. What he said just sounds like 90% of the topics in here.

 

[Crunkadelic]

I mean, he aint gay in homosexual sense. But gay in a proud way. He proudly told me his ass itching. I dont wanna hear that shit.

 

[Crunkadelic]

my ass is itching right now from the dollar general tp i used to whipe it. your the gay one. that was the first thing that came into your mind when your friend said that. i think your a closet homosexual.

I dont know about that. You sound offended. You sure your not the one's who a closet homo?

 

[PuffnScruff]

^i'm not, but if i was what difference would it make. you were the one who doesnt want to be friends with someone who you call your boy just cause he said his ass itches.

dont even get me started on the fact that you actually made a thread about your friends itchy ass

 

[S O F I]

Dude, he was just being open. That's what true friends do. It should be funny to you. You're tripping.

 

[Crunkadelic]

Dude, he was just being open. That's what true friends do. It should be funny to you. You're tripping.

It IS funny to me. Thats why Im telling y'all crazy-asses. I thought the madface would make it more humorous.

But gotdamn, I fucking around - you could read some of the shit I was sayin and see that. Of course, I know my nigga ain't an homo for that, but it was funny that he just came out and said that shit tho. Y'all some uptight-ass muthafuckas. This board is so dead.

 

[makadon]

that dosn't make him gay, it makes him stupid for bringing it up in a conversation with you.

 

[Flipmo]

Constipation is still an issue in society. I laughed my ass off at this line though...

''Me and my other homeboy just looked at each other look "what tha fuck up with this nigga?"

rofl

 

[shattered dreams]

wow someone is insecure with his sexuality..

 

[shattered dreams]

It IS funny to me. Thats why Im telling y'all crazy-asses. I thought the madface would make it more humorous.

But gotdamn, I fucking around - you could read some of the shit I was sayin and see that. Of course, I know my nigga ain't an homo for that, but it was funny that he just came out and said that shit tho. Y'all some uptight-ass muthafuckas. This board is so dead.

it was funny to you? thats why you said you couldnt believe you gave him a dap..

 

[Jokerman]

Wait...he said, "booty?" Yeah, he's gay.

 

[shattered dreams]

^lol

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Looks like a false alarm, but remember, if anyone has any fag problems, KAMIKAZI the exterminator is an Instant Message away.

 

[7 Syns]

My ass itches all the time, its called swamp ass, its when ya get all sweaty, it is spring, hot hot hot

ahh, this is some funny shit. Swamp ass = new terminology to me :thumb: lol

peace.

 

[LAZARU$]

How does that make him gay tho? My ass itches all the time, its called swamp ass, its when ya get all sweaty, it is spring, hot hot hot

ahhahahahaha you got swamp asss.what type of word lol

 

[Thug_Queen]

I think..

Aight check it. I was chilling earlier today with two of my boys. We was chilling and talkin about rap, sports, cars, different shit and then suddenly from out of the blue, one of them just came out and said "ay man, don't you just hate it when you're booty be itchin inside?"

I thought to myself that this is the gayest shit Ive ever heard. Thats the kinda shit you should keep to yourself, but OH...why not just put it on a white T-shirt and just wear it around the public? I mean, sometimes my nuts itch a litte occasonally but I dont be broadcasting that shit.

I couldnt believe I gave this nigga dap earlier. Me and my other homeboy just looked at each other look "what tha fuck up with this nigga?" We both dispersed from him afterwards.

He oughta learn to put a vasaline stick up his ass and shut the fuck up.

..it's a funny story.. seems like ur homeboy is a direct, -not-ashamed-of-anythin-cuz-u-all-can't-fuck-wit-me guy.. man, y u react so stressed? we would laugh our fuckin ass off, start jokin bout it, n take it as a chance to open a new six pack of beer..
calm down n relax, don't take it so serious, this shit is funny..

just to imagine one of my peeps would say that.. daymn I probably would be rollin on the floor n laughin.. sheet..