Pay Your Respects

[Silleone]

Last night Mr Potato head was gunned down by a masked man wearing a cowboy hat, he was leaving pixar studios when the masked man shot him 3 times in the lower potato region, he was taken to andy's hosptal but died due to carbohydrate loss, befor he passed away he revealed a clue to who the shooter was, he said when he was on the ground he heard someone say "theres a snake in my boots", the world will mourn.

an autopsy was taken and the photo of him has been released to the public warning this picture is very *Graphic*

Autopsy Photo

R.I.P Don Potato Head.

 

[7hug.Life]

R.I.P to the realest potato head of all time.

can we eat him for tea now

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

The posters of Thugz Mansion (the headquarters of the Cuchicheo family) should not get overly upset by this news.

Know that our beloved father, Don Potato Head was an avid reader & counted Machiavelli's The Prince among his favourites.

I am not saying anymore but I expect a Don Potato Head Death forum to be created soon....

 

[Steph]

NOT MR POTATOE HEAD!!!!!!!!! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............poor guy they cut him up badly well miss you .............whos this potatoe guy anyway?

 

[2Pax]

Muahahahahahahah It was me and you'll never catch me, I have an IP mask bitches

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Who is Don Potato Head? I'm not sure how to answer this. Don Potato Head was many different things to many people.

I'll give it a go though....

Don Potato Head is life.

He is your father.......the clothes on your back are his, the food you eat is his, the wine you drink is his, the women you lust for.....are his.

Don Potato Head is the head of the Cuchicheo family.

The Cuchicheo family holds territory across the world.

Thugz Mansion is the Cuchicheo family headquarters.

Disney, (half of) Pixar & Looney Tunes are all under the control of the Cuchicheo family.

Don Potato Head's underbosses are Shrek & Pinnochio.

His Godson was Tony Montana (May his soul rest in peace).

Don Potato Head's stature is such that Michael Corleone could be counted as a close personal friend.

Do not become complacent though, Don Potato Head is the knife-weilding maniac running through your city, he is the graceful swordsman striking down his foes, he is the articulate hitman, with a Tommy Gun as his pen, leaving you riddled with bullets, Don Potato Head is.....the Grim Reaper in poor guise.

Don Potato Head is death.

 

[Steph]

poor Don Potatoe Head, u have suffered a great loss, u have my sympathy.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Let it be known that Silleone is now an official enemy of the Cuchicheo family.

The family wanted to manipulate...I mean, 'handle' the media themselves....

Where's that forum at??

He was 'shot' 3 times, read Machiavelli's works & had 666 on the back of his neck....what more do you want???

 

[Silleone]

Breaking News

Don Nemo the head of the Leone family has released this statement

"Now i know there have been rumours about me being involved in the death of Don Potato Head, let me just say, i had nothing to do with this, my heart goes to the Cuchicheo family and my people will do there best to find out who the tyrant that did this is".

 

[7hug.Life]

i heard a rumour that a hit has been put out for jake the snake , is it true?

 

[Silleone]

i heard a rumour that a hit has been put out for jake the snake , is it true?

*thats classified information" *pulls out men in black gadget and erases your memory* "belive me its for your own protection*

 

[7hug.Life]

*thats classified information" *pulls out men in black gadget and erases your memory* "belive me its for your own protection*

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Fuck Nemo!!

Who does he think he is?? Gotti did the media shit, & Nemo ain't him!!

You pussy you're not John, I knew him
John was a street dude, you just a fucking insult to him...

Don Potato Head, John Gotti, Johnny Torrio, Tony Montana, Meyer Lansky, Michael Corleone, Alphonso Capone...the list goes on.....& Nemo ain't on it!

 

[Silleone]

i dont like the way that monkeys looking at me do i have to erase his memory to.

 

[7hug.Life]

i dont like the way that monkeys looking at me do i have to erase his memory to.

fuck with the monkey & get killed!

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

The monkey has the protection of the Cuchicheo family.

Any attack on him will be viewed as an attack on the family.

 

[Silleone]

Fuck Nemo!!

Who does he think he is?? Gotti did the media shit, & Nemo ain't him!!

You pussy you're not John, I knew him
John was a street dude, you just a fucking insult to him...

Don Potato Head, John Gotti, Johnny Torrio, Tony Montana, Meyer Lansky, Michael Corleone, Alphonso Capone...the list goes on.....& Nemo ain't on it!

Potato head was a fake, Nemo and the squad was rolling though Pixar and he didnt do shit, we fucked up buzz and my homie Simba fucked woodys girl.

Can ya'll see potato's fake, the film version of Norman Bates
Clamin he street, but hes just a veg that got baked.

 

[Pacaveli-T]

isnt it that cowboy from toy story thats the first thing i though when i read it...

 

[Pacaveli-T]

NOT MR POTATOE HEAD!!!!!!!!! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............poor guy they cut him up badly

lmfao

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Simba????

He's a fucking cub!!

All the Cuchicheo soldiers are men....apart from Tony's old white tiger.

Anyways,

In the wake of this little bitch called Nemo
We comin' through like Joe Pesci in Casino
He baby bambino, we fuckin' wit' Don Vito
We run the world be-low, never nuttin' legal
Compared to Cuchicheo, pussy be Pacino
Fuck around & get hit like a fucking primo