Take this Casey! And all you milk haters.

[Flipmo]

Jokerman must be a drag at cocktail parties....

- Would you like some 20 yr old gouda cheese sir?

~ SORRY, CHEESE CONTAINS DAIRY PRODUCTS WHICH IN THE LONG RUN IS A TRIGGER FOR COLORECTAL CANCER. MAKE THE SMART CHOICE, BUY SOY AND RICE. ASSHOLE. *walks away*

 

[Duke]

lmao @ Flip

Also, Jokerman is sponsored by the soy and rice industry. Don't believe all he says.

 

[Jokerman]

Jokerman must be a drag at cocktail parties....

- Would you like some 20 yr old gouda cheese sir?

Since it's a cocktail party, you forgot the red wine. "Would you like some 20 yr old gouda cheese and a glass of red wine, sir?"

me- "No thanks, but I'll take a calcium tablet and some red grape skins, if you got it."

Or:

Female hostess: "Would you like some 20 year old gouda cheese?"

Me- "Can I just suck the pus out of your 20-year old breasts instead?"

 

[Casey]

Once again, sloppy health reporting. I read the original study and know how to interpret it.

1. Higher dairy intake was associated with higher household income and also higher fruit and vegetable consumption. So all the benefits could have come from having more fruits and vegetables. In short, those with a better diet as children had greater longevity.

2. The study attributes the better health mostly to the higher intake of calcium. Newsflash: Dairy is not a synonym for calcium. It’s calcium you need, not dairy, and there are healthier and more absorbable sources of it than milk. They do this shit with red wine all the time. Telling us a glass a day is good for the heart. No. The chemical resveratrol, which is present in red grape skins, is what is good for the heart. The alcohol part is bad on every level. So a responsible medical system and health reporting would tell us to eat more red grapes, or take a resveratrol supplement, not drink a glass of wine a day just because an otherwise poison has one good thing in it and because people only want to hear how some of their unhealthy habits are really good for them.

3. The same research team from the Queensland Institute of Medical Research in Brisbane, Australia, led by Dr. Jolieke C. van der Pols, using the same study, reported in 2007 that those who grew up in families with the highest levels of dairy consumption had close to three times the risk of colorectal cancer compared with those from families reporting the lowest intake. Why isn’t that mentioned in this latest article? I smell a link to the dairy industry.

High dairy in childhood linked with cancer risk | Reuters

Jokerman for the win!

I hope the OP feels pretty stupid right now. If not....you should.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I forgot Jokerman was God.

Oh wait I forgot there is no God.

I forgot Jokerman was Dawkins. Hey wait...OMG!

:wondering:

 

[Snowman]

they don't have fridges down in Ohio?

LOL..yeah we have fridges. having milk in the fridge doesnt necessarily make your milk ice cold. its chilled, but i throw in cubes to make it taste better for me.

 

[S. Fourteen]

If Casey drowned in a milk factory, I'd cut out the news article and frame it.

 

[Flipmo]

^^^ lmao

 

[Casey]

If Casey drowned in a milk factory, I'd cut out the news article and frame it.

If I fucked S.Fourteen's mom in the ass I'd film it and post it here.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

If I fucked all your mothers ass's I'd post it here.

Shit with commentary and narration from Morgan Freeman.

 

[Flipmo]

Morgan Freeman: "And the tides came with every thrust Thug Style forced into the maternal parent of the StreetHop members"

 

[Duke]

lmao @ Thuggy.

And Casey, c'mon man, that was a weak comeback. Fucking mother's asses? My 6 yr old nephew can think of that. He just had you by the balls with the milk factory thing.

 

[Flipmo]

I dunno about you, but the mental image of a man dressed like Prince floating head down in a pool of milk kinda cracks me up.

No offence Casey lol

 

[Duke]

^ Especially with a picket sign floating next to the body, saying "Milk = BAD"

 

[Casey]

lmao @ Thuggy.

And Casey, c'mon man, that was a weak comeback. Fucking mother's asses? My 6 yr old nephew can think of that. He just had you by the balls with the milk factory thing.

That wasn't a comeback. You want a comeback, I could destroy that man. Is it worth it? No. Did I think for more than 0.1 seconds about what I replied with? No. I have better shit to do.

As for his original comment, it might have been a tiny bit funnier if he hadn't made the EXACT SAME JOKE before. The whole "If xyz happened to Casey I'd frame the newspaper article". He made the same remark in either the meat debate or the religion debate and it wasn't particularly funny then either. He is the definition of someone trying to be funny and failing miserably.

I dunno about you, but the mental image of a man dressed like Prince floating head down in a pool of milk kinda cracks me up.

No offence Casey lol

I don't dress like Prince.

 

[Duke]

You could destroy him? Interesting. Will you hire a hitman? Are you chief of a nuclear arsenal or something?

I'm really interested in hearing your battle plans for this internet-destruction and mayhem.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Why the fuck you guys not repping my joke? I get repped for saying I'm a faggot but oh no when I say something hetro I get no love?

 

[Duke]

^ That's correct. We like you for who you are, not for who you are trying to be.

 

[Casey]

You could destroy him? Interesting. Will you hire a hitman? Are you chief of a nuclear arsenal or something?

I'm really interested in hearing your battle plans for this internet-destruction and mayhem.

Don't you know real killers move in silence?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

You fucking Fish fillets.

Bunch of crouching tiger shrinking winkys around here.