Idiot Scouse football pundit, who posts his predictions on the BBC website despite being absolutely useless at it:
In 2001 he predicted United to retain the title, but Arsenal won it.
In 2002 he predicted Arsenal to retain the title, but United won it.
In 2003 he predicted United to retain the title, but Arsenal won it.
In 2004 he predicted Arsenal to retain the title, but Chelsea won it.
In 2005 he predicted Chelsea to retain the title, and they did.
In 2006 he predicted Chelsea to retain the title, but United won it.
This is when he realised his system obviously wasn't working, so he switched it up.
In 2007 he predicted Chelsea to win the title, but United retained.
In 2008 he predicted Chelsea to win the title, but United retained.
In 2009 he predicted us to retain, so we won't.
One correct prediction in 8 years. Insightful little fucker, isn't he?