A terrible, terrible day

[masta247]

Hello.
I woke up 2 hours ago and I swear that everything that could go wrong so far simply went wrong. I even had to use my laptop to type this because my desktop fucked.
I'm afraid to go out with my friends in the evening because I'll probably get jacked or hit by some car.
I don't remember having a day like this before and it seems unbelievable to me, like a bad dream or something. I want to wake up!!

 

[Duke]

Go back to bed.

 

[Sebastian]

Your desktop fucked? Lmao.

So, what actually went wrong so far? You didnt really mention anything.

 

[Flipmo]

So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

 

[Duke]

Graaaaaaaavediggaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzz

 

[S O F I]

so, up to this point, it's just the desktop?

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

so, up to this point, it's just the desktop?

that's an active streethop member,what do you think his life is about?

 

[Jokerman]

I even had to use my laptop...(

That "even" implies many other things going wrong today. My guess is he mistook a bottle of nail glue for eyedrops and glued both of his eyes shut; then he mistook it for mouthwash. Now he's stumbling around the house sightless and speechless.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

this is just one of the MANY reasons poland sucks

 

[Bender]

easter time was a ball-ache for Jesus Christ too, he had to deal with being resurrected, imagine the kind of day he had

 

[_carmi]

It's okay my day was awful too. What are the probabilities I pay visit to a hospital again or a funeral home again very soon? I'd say very high considering how many times I had to go to these places in the past 2 years.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Everything possible went wrong but you still managed to find time to get on streethop and post about it. Exaggeration much?

 

[Shadows]

Didn't read thread. But you and me both.

I am now single.

 

[_carmi]

^What?? I want the full story. PM.

 

[masta247]

It got better actually. I went to meet my friends, hooked a strange but really, really nice friend with a nice chick and was really happy.
Then I hanged out with a great girl. It was a good day that started terribly.

 

[keco52]

Didn't read thread. But you and me both.

I am now single.

me too...

Howd u go from engaged to single?

 

[Shadows]

me too...

Howd u go from engaged to single?

really? Do you live by me? :horny:


:laugh:


Here are 3 songs that might describe the situations.

Prince - When Doves Cry

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world thats so cold? (so cold)
Maybe Im just 2 demanding
Maybe Im just like my father 2 bold
Maybe youre just like my mother
Shes never satisfied (shes never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Mary Wells - Two Lovers

Well, I've got two lovers and I ain't ashamed
Two lovers, and I love them both the same

Let me tell you 'bout my first lover:
He's sweet and kind and he's mine, all mine
He treats me good like a lover should
And makes me love him
I really really love him
Wo wo oh (wo oh)
I love him so (love him so)
And I'll do everything I can to let him know

Well, I've got two lovers and I ain't ashamed
Two lovers, and I love them both the same

Let me tell you 'bout my other lover:
You know, he treats me bad, makes me sad
Makes be cry, but still I can't deny
That I love him
I really really love him
Wo wo oh (wo oh)
I love him so (love him so)
And I'll do everything I can to let him know

Darling, well
Don't you know that I can tell
Whenever I look at you
That you think that I'm untrue
'Cause I say that I love two
But I really really do
'Cause you're a split personality (personality)
And in reality (reality)
Both of them are you (they both are you)

Well, I've got two lovers and I ain't ashamed
Two lovers, and I love them both the same
Two lovers, and I ain't ashamed.

Puddle Of Mudd - She fucking hates me

She Hates Me"

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
trust
she fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and I'm glad
'cause I'm a fool for all I've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she fucking hates me

 

[S. Fourteen]

Today is a good day, because I have ham sandwich and coca cola.

 

[Flipmo]

Didn't read thread. But you and me both.

I am now single.

What happened? and fuck your song metaphors. lol

 

[ill-matic]

Life. This shit aint easy.