Earn Dukie's eternal thanks and blowjob excluvies.

[S. Fourteen]

Ah yes. The sea down there is like a goddess, and she goes bat shit insane sometimes.

 

[Duke]

Going around the Cape in bad weather must be quite the event.

 

[Bender]

i suggest that you dress up like a girl, sell your body over the internet, and start saving

 

[Duke]

Maybe a thought.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Jesús Vidaña - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They survived for nine months on raw fish, seagulls and sea turtles and by collecting rain water in empty gasoline containers. Water was scarce during the first month, as it didn't rain, but then when winter came, cold front after cold front brought clouds and rain which may have saved their lives.
The two other companions refused to eat the raw meat and starved to death, one in January 2006 and the other one in February 2006. They were watched for three days each, then, after a prayer was said over them, they were tossed overboard.

 

[Duke]

I can live on raw, fish, no biggy,

But salty, remember, buy me that ship and eating raw fish will only be neccesaary in an utter emergency. There's fridges and freezers on board!

 

[S. Fourteen]

You can eat me if I die first.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Australia offers 'best job in world' on paradise island - Yahoo! News

This just caught my attention. This is basically a paid vacation, it sounds like. I was seriously considering applying but the selection process sounds too much like the TV show Survivor which is a bit of turn off for me, and on top of that, one of the requirement is to be a good swimmer... bah! I might visit the local YMCA for swimming lessons.

 

[S O F I]

Australia offers 'best job in world' on paradise island - Yahoo! News

This just caught my attention. This is basically a paid vacation, it sounds like. I was seriously considering applying but the selection process sounds too much like the TV show Survivor which is a bit of turn off for me, and on top of that, one of the requirement is to be a good swimmer... bah! I might visit the local YMCA for swimming lessons.

The "minor tasks" that they didn't mention include living in a hatch and pushing a button every 108 minutes.

 

[Duke]

^^ lmao. Fred will cream himself over that joke.