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#1
a thread that will make you smile ( at the very least)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...threadid=427951

Quote:
I?m a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but they?re all guys. I don?t really have any women in my life.

Well that?s not entirely true. I have a sister, Laurie.

Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating, everyone except for my clique.

Anyways, lately, my friends have started getting girlfriends, I?m really happy for them, but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies, and frankly, I?m jealous.

Last week my friend James called me up to tell me that he had just gone down on his girlfriend, for the first time. He said it was really cool. He?s been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time, to ?reap the rewards of having a woman? as he puts it. I don?t think I?m ready.

Well, its not that I?m not ready, I?m just not in a position of getting a woman.

Anyways, back to what this is all about.

I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up, talking about how cool vaginas are, well, I?ve been curious, thanks to DPPH I know all about their construction, but, well, the Internet doesn?t lend itself to transferring smells.

I?ll just say it.

For the last couple of days, I?ve been going into my sister?s laundry, and smelling her panties. It?s not too hard; I just say I?m doing a load of wash, or wait for everyone to leave, and then go into her hamper.

I?m in no way sexually attracted to my sister; this doesn?t have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of vagina, and she has one.

I don?t think this is too wrong, but I?m afraid to ask my friends if they have done it.

Is this normal?


http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...threadid=429124

Quote:
As some of you know, I recently posted in here in GBS about a sexual indulgence of which I have recently amused myself with.

The GBS community displayed a wide variety of opinions and there is nothing wrong with that at all. I was unsure to the? ?normalness? of such an activity, and you made it abundantly clear that I should stop. I have no problem understanding this, and never intended to do ?it? again.

But there is something VERY FUCKING WRONGth what one of you did.

This afternoon I was picked up for school by none other then my sister. I immediately noticed that she was acting oddly. She would not look at me or talk to me the whole way home, and when we finally got there... I walk into the living room and both of my parents are in there looking directly at me.

Apparently, a "goon" who read my post took it into his hands to locate an account on a different message board, where I stupidly used the same name and avatar.

This of yet unnamed goon somehow acquired my phone number, called my house, and spoke to my parents and explained the situation.

I would just like to tell whoever did this... you destroyed my life.

I can?t fucking breathe... I can?t fucking think... why would someone do this. What I did... was harmless... what I posted... was honest. And yet someone took this whole message board thing TOO FUCKING FAR destroyed my life.

I now not only have to live with my ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY KNOWING THIS, but I also have to see a psychiatrist.

Whoever did this? know that I WILL fucking find out who you are. I hope you are banned from this message board, and I hope you can?t sleep at night knowing the personal and economic strain you have put on my family, and on my life. (psychiatrists are VERY fucking expensive, I was told I will be getting a job for the first time in my life this summer just to pay for my fucking shrink)
 
#2
"how cool vaginas are" Indeed, hooray for vaginas and boobies...

"I was told I will be getting a job for the first time in my life this summer"

Poor sod, the fact my whole family knows I sniff my sister's pants is one thing, but having to work? That's just intolerable.
 
#3
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this is sooooo fucked up,

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that's just fucking wrong

hahahahahahahahah

Best Post Ever.
 
#4
hahaha holy shit this sounds real man, this is really fucked up. You kind of feel sorry for the guy, i don't agree with what this sad guy did but, i hope the guy who called his parents gets fucked up the ass and kicked in the balls at the same time. haha :thumb:
 
#7
damn that shit was funny. must have been tense when he walked in tha living room "have you been sniffing your sisters panties", "yeah dad i have because i like tha smell of vaginas and she has one"
 
#9
that's terrible. Yeah, it's a little sick, but shit, you think that this is a place where you can express yourself without having to face up to someone, and get honest opinions. Someone really needs to get a life and mind their own fuckin business.
 
#11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read!!

That is so fucked up. The original post was weirdly funny & sad in itself but the second one was hilarious.

I know a lot of you are feeling sympathetic towards this guy & feeling some hate towards the dude who phoned his parents but I can honestly say I'm glad this happened.

The dude's pain is worth my laughter.

I can only hope this is true. We need stories like this to combat the AIDs one.....

Props to LL COOL PAC & props to the dude who liked to sniff his sister's panties - you have made my day!

LOL!
 

Neil [KXM]

Self-proclaimed OG
#12
Sad... I mean clearly dude's go issues, and I'm glad he's seeing a shrink.

But yet in still, that WAS fucked-up. To call his parents... And for his parents to tell the sister? Wrong.
 
#13
Neil [KXM said:
]Sad... I mean clearly dude's go issues, and I'm glad he's seeing a shrink.

But yet in still, that WAS fucked-up. To call his parents... And for his parents to tell the sister? Wrong.
I think the sister had the right to know, but if I was their father, I wouldn't have said shit. The tension between them now must be incredible.

Can you imagine them having an argument? The sister has a comeback parallel to that of a fucking nuclear warhead!

He says his 'entire fucking family' knows. Imagine the funny looks he'll get at get togethers.

Also, I'm glad he's seeing a shrink too not just for the obvious reason but because of this paragraph;

PantySniffer said:
I can?t fucking breathe... I can?t fucking think... why would someone do this. What I did... was harmless... what I posted... was honest. And yet someone took this whole message board thing TOO FUCKING FAR destroyed my life.
This makes me think PantySniffer might be a suicide candidate.


Nonetheless, LOL!!
 

Flipmo

VIP Member
Staff member
#14
We should call his house and say that he likes to rub his father's dirty undies all over his body...skin marks included. :D
 

Neil [KXM]

Self-proclaimed OG
#15
I don't think it could help to situation in ANY way to tell the sister. I can't see how she has a right to know.... How was any wrong done to her? Even if she needed to be told, now was not the time. He and his sister may NEVER have a healthy relationship because of him being confused - and fucked-up - as a young person.
 
#16
Neil [KXM said:
]I don't think it could help to situation in ANY way to tell the sister. I can't see how she has a right to know.... How was any wrong done to her? Even if she needed to be told, now was not the time. He and his sister may NEVER have a healthy relationship because of him being confused - and fucked-up - as a young person
I maintain she had the right to know because it's her panties & her pussy that her brother (the PantySniffer) is sniffing.

Would you think she had the right to know if it had been a neighbour?

I do agree though, no good could've come from tellig her & like I said, it'd be hilarious to be a fly on the wall when they're communicating or argueing or even just in the same fucking room!

This shit is ridiculous....LOL!!!
 

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