Halloween
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Speaking from experience, yes. People spend a lot of money, time, and effort to dress up for Halloween and when they see you enjoying yourself at a party in relaxed clothing, they'll get bitchy.
I always do what Jim on The Office does. Two years ago, I was Dave for Halloween. Last year, I had a name-tag and it said Dave on it. 90% of people thought it was stupid but a girl who watched that episode of the Office the night before found it hilarious.
If I was going out tonight, I'd do what Jim did again. I'd write "book" on my face.
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simple yet funny.
I always do what Jim on The Office does. Two years ago, I was Dave for Halloween. Last year, I had a name-tag and it said Dave on it. 90% of people thought it was stupid but a girl who watched that episode of the Office the night before found it hilarious.
If I was going out tonight, I'd do what Jim did again. I'd write "book" on my face.
Facebook.
simple yet funny.
So I forgot it was Halloween. We had a BBQ today and next thing kids in costume come to the door. No recognisable kid food in the house I considered the Digestive Biscuits my Uncle has but went for the Nice biscuit:
and these:
which they took and went on their way. I should say there wern't many of these "treats" left and was unsure how many kids would scam food. Not long after another bunch of kids arrive about 8 and well this time I gave them 1 Orange. Now I was expecting "No!/Yuk/fuck you!" etc now depending on which one I would have reached for the other food the previous kids got but no. These kids were unusual, they cheered.. People in the next room wondered what food I found to create such a reaction.. They really really liked that Orange. Now this was 1 Orange between 8 kids. Got a better response than the biscuits and wafers. Well once word spread that I was giving out Oranges the first group of kids came back, looking for an orange?! What the fizzuck?! I was a little more generous and gave out 2 oranges between 3 kids, and the 3rd kid seemed sooo disapointed he didn't get an Orange..
I told them to share.
Now. I was stunned, confused.. and craving an Orange to see if there was anything more to it. I have two theories either these kids just really loved Oranges, OR they saw the potential to turn these into missiles later. So far no broken window's to mention, will check the street in the morning.
and these:
which they took and went on their way. I should say there wern't many of these "treats" left and was unsure how many kids would scam food. Not long after another bunch of kids arrive about 8 and well this time I gave them 1 Orange. Now I was expecting "No!/Yuk/fuck you!" etc now depending on which one I would have reached for the other food the previous kids got but no. These kids were unusual, they cheered.. People in the next room wondered what food I found to create such a reaction.. They really really liked that Orange. Now this was 1 Orange between 8 kids. Got a better response than the biscuits and wafers. Well once word spread that I was giving out Oranges the first group of kids came back, looking for an orange?! What the fizzuck?! I was a little more generous and gave out 2 oranges between 3 kids, and the 3rd kid seemed sooo disapointed he didn't get an Orange..
I told them to share.Now. I was stunned, confused.. and craving an Orange to see if there was anything more to it. I have two theories either these kids just really loved Oranges, OR they saw the potential to turn these into missiles later. So far no broken window's to mention, will check the street in the morning.
So I forgot it was Halloween. We had a BBQ today and next thing kids in costume come to the door. No recognisable kid food in the house I considered the Digestive Biscuits my Uncle has but went for the Nice biscuit:
and these:
which they took and went on their way. I should say there wern't many of these "treats" left and was unsure how many kids would scam food. Not long after another bunch of kids arrive about 8 and well this time I gave them 1 Orange. Now I was expecting "No!/Yuk/fuck you!" etc now depending on which one I would have reached for the other food the previous kids got but no. These kids were unusual, they cheered.. People in the next room wondered what food I found to create such a reaction.. They really really liked that Orange. Now this was 1 Orange between 8 kids. Got a better response than the biscuits and wafers. Well once word spread that I was giving out Oranges the first group of kids came back, looking for an orange?! What the fizzuck?! I was a little more generous and gave out 2 oranges between 3 kids, and the 3rd kid seemed sooo disapointed he didn't get an Orange.. I told them to share.
Now. I was stunned, confused.. and craving an Orange to see if there was anything more to it. I have two theories either these kids just really loved Oranges, OR they saw the potential to turn these into missiles later. So far no broken window's to mention, will check the street in the morning.
and these:
which they took and went on their way. I should say there wern't many of these "treats" left and was unsure how many kids would scam food. Not long after another bunch of kids arrive about 8 and well this time I gave them 1 Orange. Now I was expecting "No!/Yuk/fuck you!" etc now depending on which one I would have reached for the other food the previous kids got but no. These kids were unusual, they cheered.. People in the next room wondered what food I found to create such a reaction.. They really really liked that Orange. Now this was 1 Orange between 8 kids. Got a better response than the biscuits and wafers. Well once word spread that I was giving out Oranges the first group of kids came back, looking for an orange?! What the fizzuck?! I was a little more generous and gave out 2 oranges between 3 kids, and the 3rd kid seemed sooo disapointed he didn't get an Orange..
I told them to share.Now. I was stunned, confused.. and craving an Orange to see if there was anything more to it. I have two theories either these kids just really loved Oranges, OR they saw the potential to turn these into missiles later. So far no broken window's to mention, will check the street in the morning.
I must admit that was not only mostly entertaining to read, but upped my faith in humanity also.
So I forgot it was Halloween. We had a BBQ today and next thing kids in costume come to the door. No recognisable kid food in the house I considered the Digestive Biscuits my Uncle has but went for the Nice biscuit:
and these:
which they took and went on their way. I should say there wern't many of these "treats" left and was unsure how many kids would scam food. Not long after another bunch of kids arrive about 8 and well this time I gave them 1 Orange. Now I was expecting "No!/Yuk/fuck you!" etc now depending on which one I would have reached for the other food the previous kids got but no. These kids were unusual, they cheered.. People in the next room wondered what food I found to create such a reaction.. They really really liked that Orange. Now this was 1 Orange between 8 kids. Got a better response than the biscuits and wafers. Well once word spread that I was giving out Oranges the first group of kids came back, looking for an orange?! What the fizzuck?! I was a little more generous and gave out 2 oranges between 3 kids, and the 3rd kid seemed sooo disapointed he didn't get an Orange.. I told them to share.
Now. I was stunned, confused.. and craving an Orange to see if there was anything more to it. I have two theories either these kids just really loved Oranges, OR they saw the potential to turn these into missiles later. So far no broken window's to mention, will check the street in the morning.
and these:
which they took and went on their way. I should say there wern't many of these "treats" left and was unsure how many kids would scam food. Not long after another bunch of kids arrive about 8 and well this time I gave them 1 Orange. Now I was expecting "No!/Yuk/fuck you!" etc now depending on which one I would have reached for the other food the previous kids got but no. These kids were unusual, they cheered.. People in the next room wondered what food I found to create such a reaction.. They really really liked that Orange. Now this was 1 Orange between 8 kids. Got a better response than the biscuits and wafers. Well once word spread that I was giving out Oranges the first group of kids came back, looking for an orange?! What the fizzuck?! I was a little more generous and gave out 2 oranges between 3 kids, and the 3rd kid seemed sooo disapointed he didn't get an Orange..
I told them to share.Now. I was stunned, confused.. and craving an Orange to see if there was anything more to it. I have two theories either these kids just really loved Oranges, OR they saw the potential to turn these into missiles later. So far no broken window's to mention, will check the street in the morning.
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