I am disappointed!

[Duke]

I put myself out there y'know!! Willing to call people for a friendly chat! I made plenty of threads and posts and barely any replies!!!!


I only talked to an unprepared SOFI ( a prize in itself) yet he was kinda witty and dismissed me quick.

Apart from that, no one. No one at all. Such a shame. A missed chance, folks!!

 

[Shadows]

619-240-****

 

[Duke]

^^^ Doesn't work. I dunno where you fucked up, but you did.


MSN?!

 

[Farzin]

LOL

my number dindt work sorry. Life hates you.

 

[Duke]

I just had a lengthy call with illmatic. It was fun. We talked about cocks and the price of caine in Aussieland.

I think for the money I could've had a crackhead blowjob, but this was more fun.


Also, Illmatic does sound sexy, but there's a hint of communist supremacy in his voice.

 

[S O F I]

I had to hang up on Duke because he kept asking me what I'm doing on a Thursday night even after I told him five times I was going to the gym.

Duke: "why are you going to the gym on a thursday night after all the things you can be doing?"
me: "I'm trying to save money for my Vegas trip so I'm tryin not to go out"
Duke: "*incoherent mumbling* going to vegas?"
me: "I'm going On March 21st."
Duke: "shit why are you in such a hurry its a whole week away".
Me: *hangs up*


Ok, I didn't hang up at that point, but I prolly should have.

 

[Duke]

You should've. indeed.

It still lame, though. You.

 

[Sebastian]

Youve hit a whole new level of lameness.

 

[Duke]

Says the Lame Champion three years running. Stfu, Kraut.

 

[_carmi]

Duke.. you're very sad.

 

[Duke]

Thanks for the sympathy.