I need to fuck a TV up...

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dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
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how do I do this? I tried a weak-ass magnet from our fridge. Didn't work. I need something stronger. Just to distort the color and shit.
 

vg4030

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After reading your thread, I whipped up this EMP gun that should do the trick.
You can borrow it but it'll cost $5
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
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No. It's my faggot roommate's and he keeps taking the remote from our living room tv, given to us by the complex, and uses it on his. And I'm not flipping through channels by hand. I told him several times not to, he won't listen. So he goes to bed at 11 and I'm stuck without a remote until he decides to wake the fuck up at 10 the next morning. Either that or I go complain to the front office, but I'll do that as a last resort.
 

Pittsey

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If it was me.... I'd be in his room waking him up and taking the remote. I would also probably crack it around his head. Am I alone here?
 

S O F I

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#8
Breaking someone's personal possessions is a feminine trait. If you have a problem with dude, you punch him in the face. But don't mess with a dude's TV. That's just plain wrong.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
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Breaking someone's personal possessions is a feminine trait. If you have a problem with dude, you punch him in the face. But don't mess with a dude's TV. That's just plain wrong.
I embrace my feminine side. And then proceed to finger it.
 

Duke

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#10
Really, though, I'm with Pitts here. Tell you're fed up with him hogging the remote and then punching out early. At the very very least you should make him put the remote outside his room door when he goes to bed or something.

Otherwise, physical violence is always an excellent resort :thumb:
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
#11
Been going on for a month now. I talked to him and we're actually alright as roommates. Kinda friends and never really had confrontations. He just doesn't listen. Just watched the game with him and brought it up..for the umpteenth time. We'll see how it goes.
 

Flipmo

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Shit in a garbage bag (make sure you eat a lot of Kraft dinner and guacamole before), take that garbage bag and tie it up into a flail like weapon (kinda like an 8-ball in a sock), wait till he sleep and then unleash hell upon him with furious swings.
 

Duke

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Shit in a garbage bag (make sure you eat a lot of Kraft dinner and guacamole before), take that garbage bag and tie it up into a flail like weapon (kinda like an 8-ball in a sock), wait till he sleep and then unleash hell upon him with furious swings.
I will now every night pray to all the deities I don't believe in to make sure I never get into a dispute with you.

You sick individual.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
#14
I should make a thread about all the things I have done the past four years I have been in college to my roommates. I pissed in one roommate's shampoo bottle. Threw teriyaki chicken wing bones in his closet for him to find them later...three months later.

I am a bastard. A coon, if you will. I'll document them if anyone really cares.
 

Pittsey

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I should make a thread about all the things I have done the past four years I have been in college to my roommates. I pissed in one roommate's shampoo bottle. Threw teriyaki chicken wing bones in his closet for him to find them later...three months later.

I am a bastard. A coon, if you will. I'll document them if anyone really cares.

Man. This I don't condone.
 

THEV1LL4N

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#18
and this is the result of someone who was spoonfed by his parents.

see it as a blessing in disguise, you'll learn the value of things, or maybe burn a few more calories.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
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and this is the result of someone who was spoonfed by his parents.

see it as a blessing in disguise, you'll learn the value of things, or maybe burn a few more calories.
At least I don't still live with my parents.

Better check yourself before you go making assumptions about others. Go buy a condom and fuck your cousin or something. Share stories with your brother since he probably did too.

You're also the only person I know that takes pictures of family outings and posts them on Facebook like people give a shit. Do you have friends or do you beat off to your G1 and the latest CM nightly?
 

vg4030

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and this is the result of someone who was spoonfed by his parents.

see it as a blessing in disguise, you'll learn the value of things, or maybe burn a few more calories.
LMAO are you trying to be witty?

You are probably the most sheltered/needy person here, just having a job or 2 doesnt make you all worldly
 
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