Living alone..

Da_Funk

Well-Known Member
#21
you're falling behind on your bills but you keep a car AND a motorcycle? sell the bike or put it back in the toy closet until you can afford the insurance, chester. maybe you don't need to be paying for the internet, either.

you think you live in a nice place, but everyone around it is trash? That means you live in a trashy place.

it also means you're trash, too, and doubly ghetto fabulous for having nice rides but living in a shit neighborhood.

*activates streethop radar*

and you're also the 21 year old in a semi-long-distance relationship with and in love with a bitch who isn't eligible for her driver's license yet, promised some dude she'd break up with you, and hangs out with her exes (read: takes dick from, no foreplay beyond mutural oral) more than she does with you?

throw in the towel, man. take a shower (preferably someplace other than your apartment), brush your teeth, pack up your shit, kiss your mother hello, get back in her basement and try again.
This is almost as win as the guy who pushed another guy off a bridge in china.
 
#22
Me, my first day posting, so, yeah, I'm posting a lot. But thank you so much for breaking your less than one post per day to talk to me, you make a girl like me feel pretty. Bet you've not heard that often.

Yes I know, transportation is soooo overrated. I should walk to and from work, right?

And I'm fairly sure most guys who call it "getting pussy" aren't getting near as much as they like to let on.

You're bragging about orphaned animals following you...lmfao. No comment.

So, I'm a 21 year old with a well paying job, a girlfriend, two vehicles, my own place, and a supportive family. God damn, I'm such a loser. Where did I go wrong??

Your bragging on yourself was: you owe student loans, which possibly means you've dropped out of school, but since you're such a mysterious creature and won't post your age or where you're from, you could have graduated college by now. Either way, you don't make enough to pay back your loans now. You're single, which is of course astounding to me. Being so articulate that you can't even find the Shift key on your keyboard. You brag about getting "pussy" but your claim to fame is that infant animals run to you when they feel threatened and/or injured.. Possibly, you look like a female deer.

P.s. putting your own twist on something I said in my post, does not make it true. Nice imagination, however. Bet you excelled in school. But only the classes that never matter.
 

roaches

Well-Known Member
#25
come on, guy. you own two vehicles but are falling behind on your debts. sure, you have your own place, but... do you know what happens when a large group of people like you get together in one place? they call it a housing crisis and it ends up crashing the economy. you, buddy, are a little piece of what's wrong with america. good thing you're quarantined in that little pustule on the lower 48's manly parts called coastal florida.

i'm no mystery, though: hi, i'm roaches. i was born and raised outside of washington, d.c., on the virginia side of things. i learned to read when i was three and after about fifteen years of doing that i shipped myself off to new orleans to go to tulane university. i speak english, spanish, and urdu. i also understand punjabi and can read arabic. i worked at the admissions office and studied at various points economics, cell and molecular biology, and math. i only completed the major for one of them, but the learning's what counts. when hurricane katrina hit, i spent a semester at the university of virginia in charlottesville, va. i also took some summer courses at the george washington university in washington, d.c. (these are where the student loans came from - i went to tulane on a scholarship) after i graduated, i worked as a cook near where i lived until the lease on my place expired. since then, i've been doing graduate work at GWU, nominally in economics but my interests have risen an order of magnitude in abstraction towards complexity science, though i've also developed a fetish for informational aesthetics, so the math department might be in my future. then again, i took a practice LSAT the other day and my parents both will not stop talking about the MCAT, so who knows where i'm headed? i like to read recreationally. the last two movies i saw were sin nombre and terminator salvation. my favorite tv shows are the wire and lost. my favorite athletes are penny, lebron, cp3, shaq, ai, dream, jordan, jerry rice, darrell green, clinton portis, art monk, and cal ripken jr. i root for hoyas basketball, the redskins and the wizards. i retain soft spots for the orioles and hokies football. i'm 5'10 on a good day and have an unusual amount of gray hairs on my head and an unusual amount of hair, period, on the rest of my body. i'm kinda scrawny but have broad shoulders and never lost the baby fat in my cheeks. bitches say i have nice eyes and beautiful teeth. i love hip-hop and other sorts of music, too. if i ever have a son, i'd like him to be a quarterback in the sec or a swingman in the big east. i own the last copies of mf doom's debut and kmd's black bastards on wax that subverse records ever had pressed and main source's breaking atoms on tape. my favorite book is cormac mccarthy's blood meridian and the last one i read was paul beatty's slumberland. in my spare time, i sometimes think about writing a novel. i type fast and fuck slow.

also, i'm a son of a bitch who's un-retarded enough to pick up a phone and get his student loans deferred without accruing interest long enough for him to figure out the interesection between what he wants to do in life and getting paid enough to enjoy the material comforts he wants in life, and i get so much pussy my dick perpetually smells like a fish market.

since you know my life story now, inbox me a topless pic and i'll send you back one of my dick.
 
#27
Well that does actually explain most everything...I'd be a cynical bastard if I were a Wizards fan, too.

The learning is what's important, that's what most college drop outs say.

Lmao, you have a very very vivid imagination. So I am the problem in the USA, interesting. I never said I didn't have the money to pay for my rent, I said I was behind. I have repeatedly called my landlord, since I don't know where his office is, and left messages regarding the rent and how to get it to him. He has yet to return a call, but seems to think leaving a piece of paper saying "Call me" is sufficient. I have all the money for my rent, electricity also. Just haven't mailed that out yet, procrastination can be a flaw... and when I get paid this week, will have much more than enough to pay back my mother, and I have no other bills. However this check will also pay my bike insurance, car payment, and next months rent, with spending money left over. My finances are well intact. Only reason I owe my mom money, is because of this bullshit "vacation" I took with some friends, which involved massive amounts of liquor, and strip clubs.

As far as the topless pictures, my breasts aren't that nice. But then again, I doubt your camera can zoom in enough to get a picture of your cock, so we're copacetic, sweet-tits.

Most of your favorite basketball players are overrated...props on AI, though.

And...all that college, then you work as a cook. Lmfao. Grats.





Stred, I work as a physical therapist at a rehab joint. Nothing spectacular or glamorous...but it pays the bills...sort of, lmao.
 

DarkPhantom13

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#28
Seems to me like you live in the hood homeboy. There's pretty much no way around it. Either you put up with it or you move out. Having the "nicest" car in the neighborhood is only gonna get your ass jacked one of these days. Seems like you should just go back to living at home if you are having monetary problems.

As for me I dropped out of college after one semester to help my mother out after my dad got locked up. Soon after that i started to make enough money that i could support my mom and go out on my own so at the age of 20 i got my own house and have been on my own ever since. Living on my own isn't hard at all actually, i make damn good money and and dont have a hard time at all living on my own that i actually took advantage of the fucked up economy by buying myself a new house and putting my old one up for rent.
 

Casey

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#30
Well this thread certainly took an interesting turn, and we all learned more about roaches in 1 post than in the damn near 3000 before that.

Anyway, none of us is perfect. Let's not go and judge everyone else on how they live their lives. Unless of course you eat meat in which case you are a cunt. :D
 

ArtsyGirl

Well-Known Member
#31
Here, especially in Our Block you learn not to take things too personally ;)

I would be calling child services on #3.

I don't want to move out until I've finished studying and have a well paying job. I may move to England / Italy at some point, thats in the back of my head anyway.
 
#33
I pay way too much for where I live, that's a given. When I signed the lease, I hadn't met any of my neighbors...wish I still hadn't met them. Most of them keep to themselves for whatever illegal reasons they choose, even when I piss on their porch. I looked at the apartment, it's a nice place for two young guys (My brother and me) and it overlooks the river so I liked that. The landlord was real cool, told us he doesn't mind partying as long as cops aren't called. The only other place we found open was fifty dollars less per month, and overtop of an elderly couple. Fuck, that.

This is a two story place, two bathrooms, two bedrooms, nice carpets and walls, for $500 a month. If I had looked harder I could have probably found a house with payments that low, but I was in a hurry to get out of mommy's house and closer to work.
The only "trashy" trait I had noticed before signing the lease were the cars in the parking lot...but I've owned some shitty ones, too, so I didn't jusge as heavily as I should. It was verrrry easy to pay for everything when my brother was here, he works the same job as me but hasn't been there as long so makes just a little less, then he joined the Guard, and I'm paying for everything alone. Which fucked me. Then again I guess it was very bad timing to take a vacation, also. Ah well, hindsight is always 20/20.

All in all, I don't regret moving in here. It's brought me more joy than sorrow. And about calling child services, I have no real proof that they've done anything "out of line" to the kids, maybe they just spank her when she's being a bitch? I was spanked as a child, I think it's good for a kid.
 
#36
stay stong foo
if this make u feel better
close ur eyes
and think about people who r living in 3rd world countries
that shit that u going threw is a middle class life there
so by their standerds u living good
 

S O F I

Administrator
Staff member
#37
just got back from a camping trip, I'm damn near bald (hairstylist horror incident) and toothless (chipped front tooth).

I don't know, everyone is sharing their life story, I couldn't resist.


1st thing:

1. streethop101 - which banned member are you?

2. roaches, I'm saddened, it took THIS guy for you to write a life story.

3. I look like a lobster, but it'll turn into a tan soon.
 

_carmi

me, myself & us
#38
i agree with roaches as to you sh101 owning a bunch of shit but being behind on bills. i talk to guys like you everyday. they say life is expensive. yes it is, but the lifestyle you choose is more than you can afford and that is why you're behind. you guys are all irrational, bragging about how you have this or that but truth is you're late on all bills.

you're complaining about how you are 3 weeks late for rent, but oh magic now you apparently have it all but are a lazy fuck. you complained life was expensive, yet you are not able to make the sacrifices necessary to make your lifestyle affordable.

how long have you moved out from mommy's house? not long i'm sure. cause this is only the beginning.
 

Flipmo

VIP Member
Staff member
#39
just got back from a camping trip, I'm damn near bald (hairstylist horror incident) and toothless (chipped front tooth).

I don't know, everyone is sharing their life story, I couldn't resist.


1st thing:

1. streethop101 - which banned member are you?

2. roaches, I'm saddened, it took THIS guy for you to write a life story.

3. I look like a lobster, but it'll turn into a tan soon.
You are now a true Serbian seljak. :embarresd:
 

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