The myth, the legend, the-quasisexual-fuck-anything-he-gets-his-hands-on man of mystery - SuperFreak has spoken!
How did I know? Hmmm, maybe it was that time I peeping through your bedroom window & the cat was squealing in a higher pitch than a Bee Gee on helium.
It's worthwhile to note that fucking your cat does not constitue 'getting pussy' okay?