Ya can't live with 'em, ya can't kill em...without making the news.
My mom is on vacation, several states away in South Carolina at Myrtle Beach (Why she goes on vacation from one beach to another, I don't know...) and I left my phone charger at her house. I don't feel like driving two counties over to get it, so I'm relying on my car charger to last me until I feel the need to go down there again (Cheaper beer prices, I'll go next weekend) and she knows I have no charger...yet, she still calls 12 times, leaves 6 voicemails, and two text messages. Who calls ANYONE this much while on vacation, let alone their children? You'd think she'd want to get AWAY from her children, instead of run up their cell bill by calling from three states away...
When I finally call back, three hours later (Car charger is weak as dick) she is VEHEMENT. As soon as I answer it's "WHAT THE FUCK, MARCUS!?" and I remind her about the charger situation, to which she replies..."YOU'RE DRUNK!! I CAN HEAR IT IN YOUR VOICE!"
I said. "Good guess, but it's the sour patch kids I'm eating." and she hangs up on me. I love my mom.
Anyone else have extremely over protective, psycho mommies?
My mom is on vacation, several states away in South Carolina at Myrtle Beach (Why she goes on vacation from one beach to another, I don't know...) and I left my phone charger at her house. I don't feel like driving two counties over to get it, so I'm relying on my car charger to last me until I feel the need to go down there again (Cheaper beer prices, I'll go next weekend) and she knows I have no charger...yet, she still calls 12 times, leaves 6 voicemails, and two text messages. Who calls ANYONE this much while on vacation, let alone their children? You'd think she'd want to get AWAY from her children, instead of run up their cell bill by calling from three states away...
When I finally call back, three hours later (Car charger is weak as dick) she is VEHEMENT. As soon as I answer it's "WHAT THE FUCK, MARCUS!?" and I remind her about the charger situation, to which she replies..."YOU'RE DRUNK!! I CAN HEAR IT IN YOUR VOICE!"
I said. "Good guess, but it's the sour patch kids I'm eating." and she hangs up on me. I love my mom.
Anyone else have extremely over protective, psycho mommies?