My official im on probation party

[Hurts]

I don't think it was offensive it was just that every time you reply to Jason he cries.

It was the one you made in the deep rapper thing about Jason talking bullshit.

LOL though at the fact that you're asking me what post!
Then again you have ripped him on several occasions.....

yeah Ya know ppl gotta understand that i dont shut my fingers for ne thing..if I think ur bullshittin i say it...thats just me being real...and course i joke about jason...i think he;s stupid and that my opinion and he thinks im stupid but im cool with that...

but yo i thought u were talking about this post ( i deleted it )

Who said I never listened to it?

When Nas first dropped, I listened and didn't like it.

uhh ur now changing ur words or wait lemme say it differently..u should have said that b4...Im too lazy and not really interested in looking up ur other posts to see if ur talkin shit...

BUt uhh....u dont think its a bit fucked to ignore an album like that...i dunno how u listen to albums n how judge lol sorry i do...u listened to 4 big L tracks n said he was overrated...sorry man haha...
I dunno if i can ever take you serious....but uhh ignoring illmatic for such a long time thats wrong..u didnt even check it when it was named as one of the biggest classics in hiphop history?


but lets not make this a jason thread....

FOR SUM STRANGE REASON I PUT LIL JON UP

TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

yeah Ya know ppl gotta understand that i dont shut my fingers for ne thing..if I think ur bullshittin i say it...thats just me being real...and course i joke about jason...i think he;s stupid and that my opinion and he thinks im stupid but im cool with that...

but yo i thought u were talking about this post ( i deleted it )



uhh ur now changing ur words or wait lemme say it differently..u should have said that b4...Im too lazy and not really interested in looking up ur other posts to see if ur talkin shit...

BUt uhh....u dont think its a bit fucked to ignore an album like that...i dunno how u listen to albums n how judge lol sorry i do...u listened to 4 big L tracks n said he was overrated...sorry man haha...
I dunno if i can ever take you serious....but uhh ignoring illmatic for such a long time thats wrong..u didnt even check it when it was named as one of the biggest classics in hiphop history?


but lets not make this a jason thread....

FOR SUM STRANGE REASON I PUT LIL JON UP

TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

That's cool.

Thug Life 1 *sniff, sniff* cheers man.

Ahh shit....

*nose starts bleeding*

Err, has anyone got a tissue.....

 

[thug_life_1]

^^ hahahaha fuck a tissue, we need more coke

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^^ hahahaha fuck a tissue, we need more coke

This party is gangsta, but still sometimes that just ain't enough....

*Pulls out a fully loaded glock*

Anyone here like Deer Hunter.....

Whoever answers first can go first

*Sniggers at the fact a glock uses a clip and not a chamber*

 

[Hurts]

I was just checkin sum hookers ova at the great asses thread but im back ...

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*Starts coming down off the coke & panics*

Aww no way man

*Pretends the glock is jammed*

This has never happened to me before Hurts......honest

*Walks away from the table just in time to see salty coming dowstairs, closely followed by Yoda who's fastening his robe*

 

[Hurts]

*calls CalcuoCuchicheo* *Yells SUP FAGGOT* *waits for reply knowing he is slow^ *

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*calls CalcuoCuchicheo* *Yells SUP FAGGOT* *waits for reply knowing he is slow^ *

*Ignores Hurts as if he wasn't talking to me*

Wassup Yoda?

*Begins chatting up the easiest slut at the party in order to prove his masculinity*

 

[vg4030]

yoda isnt a slut!.. sure he made some mistakes but i forgive him..

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

yoda isnt a slut!.. sure he made some mistakes but i forgive him..

Say what you want.

Anybody who's sucked so much dick that they no longer need to adjust their body to do it is a slut.

*Looks down and smiles*

Ahh, don't bite it....

 

[vg4030]

you'd think with all those nutrients he would have smoother skin...humm..

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

you'd think with all those nutrients he would have smoother skin...humm..

You would think so.

But youth & good looks will never supersede the technique of a Jedi master.


*Looks around & realises vg4030 is next in the queue*

He's all yours man....

*Goes in search of Dave D who still hasn't answered my question*

 

[vg4030]

soz bro.. dont do sloppy seconds... i go first or not at all...

oh well.. i hear chewie is at a party down the street......

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

soz bro.. dont do sloppy seconds... i go first or not at all...

oh well.. i hear chewie is at a party down the street......

Just gimme the address and I'll be there before you can say 'fucking a hairy ET son of a bitch in the ass'

*wonders if chewie shaves anywhere*

I hope chewie's man isn't there

*laments on how aggresive that chronic ashmatic Darth is*

 

[vg4030]

is cown gonna do his party trick again?

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

is cown gonna do his party trick again?

LOL

What is it with Cown that everyone thinks he's a bit freaky?

Anyway this party has died down & I don't wanna have to go home with Yoda so, any chance of hooking me up with that address?

I'm feeling confident tonight that my purple sabre can defeat anything Darth might conjur up.

*checks he's got his glock just incase*

Well I'm good to go, where's this other party at?

 

[vg4030]

lol...

follow me...

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

lol...

follow me...

LOL

Michael Jackson is so fucking retarded!

Can you imagine him & chewie in a fight?

Matter of fact, soon enough that won't be fiction, when Wacko Jacko gets sent to the pen. & Bubba Joe wants a 'cuddle'.....

Saltynuts, Thug Life 1 & Cown have all came, drunk, snorted & passed out.

Hurts is MIA

I think I can safely say this party is finished... for the time being

See you later vg4030, we were the Last Ones Left

*proves that, in fact, the glock was never jammed*

 

[Hurts]

LMAO@ MJ tryna pull an OJ...since this is my party i would like to say sumthing; *GRABS THE MIC* *YELLS EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK 4 A MINUTE LISTEN 2 ME*

CANIBUS ON THAT MARIO WINANS TRACK IS FUCKING FUNNY LMFAO

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*Back from the dead ghost-style*

Hurts I see you're piss-taking again.....
Don't you remember us having this talk before?

*Nods head*

Yes, that talk about how Jason is a snitch & if you keep ripping him you'll be banned.

You don't give a fuck?

Okay, blast that Slim Anus lover