New scam: be warned

Preach

Well-Known Member
#1
Over the last month I became the victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into my local Tesco for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Morrisons in Telford. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So be warned!

P.S. Lidl have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, Aldi are £1.75 and look much nicer .
 
#6
this joke didn't work for me on the account that no 20 year old college chick with big breasts needs to clean windscreens for a living, a bit far fetched. plus if that ever happened to me i would tell the girls that my windscreen's fine and to come inside my car and polish my gear stick instead :cheesy:
 
#8
Holy shit Tesco is in Norway too?!?!

Given their offshore bank accounts and dodgy business practises, they'll be head of the EU in 2015 and leaders of the new world order by 2019..

..with or without scams; but preferably with tits.
 

Euphanasia

Well-Known Member
#10
Fuck it, that's no scam. They can have my fucking wallet. I rarely have more than twenty dollars in there anyway. I would just fuck her before they could get out with the cash.
 

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