I think everyone on here knows I'm joking. I don't do it much on here, but in real life, my humor is very self-deprecating, so everyone around me manages to have a good laugh after covering their mouths going "oohhhh". Bobby, on the other hand, leaves his hands away from his mouth and says "ooohh" as a gigantic black cock scrapes against his incissors. See? Racism can work in a positive way too. Big black dicks.
not if a particular black guy reading this gets offended because he has a small dick. Lmao
Anyway,
My mom understands Tupacs songs as far as his singles go (even Hit em up)...and a few ones that werent singles like "Shorty wanna be a thug," etc... but songs like "When we ride on our enemies," she hates. It makes NO sense how she can like hit em up but not "when we ride on our enemies." (though, she didnt totally agree with the hit em up message).
My moms pretty gangsta, she can text and use the computer for a good amount of things.
When my car was stolen there was a rumor going around @ my work that someone was gassing up my car @ the gas station she manages and that she called the cops.
My mom replied to my manager, "Hell no, if the person who stole my sons car was gassing up, i would have stopped his pump and whipped his ass! no one fucks with my kid!" lmao
As far as things she doesnt understand:
College life she thinks its like high school and u can just not do the hw but still somehow learn and get away with it. Which leads to problems between us b/c i dont get as much chances to go to family events and she thinks i just dont want to be near the family and its nothing like that.
Also, What she doesnt understand is that music is changing, and she cannot simply enjoy ANY new music even the rare good music that we get every now and then (as far as rap goes), therefore my mom is now just a 90's Rap fan. (which isnt anything TOO bad)
She thinks Eminem is a dick to his mom and that she wont listen or give his music a chance...its not about their character that will make me buy someones music and she should know that otherwise, why the fuck did she like guys like fucking Prince (crackhead wife beater and shit)/ Michael Jackson (identifying/ sexuall abusive issues).
After typing all this i realized i struggled in talking shit about my mom for the first time, i appreciate her more now. Thanks Ray. lol