so i'm battlin' on the 15th feb.... got any tips or good punchlines for me?

[Casey]

so i'm battlin' IN APRIL.... got any tips or good punchlines for me?

doin this battle on the 15th feb in london...i dont usually battle but its for a good cause... all the money is going to charities that are helping the tsunami survivors in india/sri lanka etc..so i said i'd do it.

im pretty good at coming up with punchlines but if any here has something amazingly funny that would kill off any battle and they want to donate it, please tell me!

or any tips that u think i would find useful...

its a pretty high profile thing, the highlights will be played on BBC Radio 1.

so any help or advice would be much appreciated...

thanks people!!

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RESSURECTING THIS THREAD, I WON THE HEAT in FEB AND I'M IN THE FINAL IN APRIL NOW, SEE THE LAST POST I JUST MADE ON PAGE 4.

 

[SJUK]

I know your mum she is good with her tounge
i put it so far down her throat she felt my dick in her lungs

To Fat People

Fucking with me il leave your chest bleeding
quit rap and go back to breast feeding

Im suprised you comin out here, you should be ashamed of your size
put on a wig you will look like missy elliot in disguise

 

[The Almighty Nasquad]

"I shine like lip gloss, you pissed off, cuz your dick's small and your condom slipped off"...hahaha, nah homes don't use that. That's Cassidy's line. He destroyed Freeway with that line.

 

[akae47]

"ask me some questions, i'll tell you no lies
cuz your nose is so big, it fits holes twice your size"

"i rise to the occasion my grace is amazin'
i'll f*ck with your mind just like an algebra equation"

by ludacris, can't remeber what track

 

[Mr Marz]

tell em that ull burn em like a calorie

 

[ARon]

Dont Bite!

 

[Casey]

=edit

 

[Hurts]

lol arent u sposed to make up ur own punchlines?

 

[Casey]

/\ read the first post innit. i will be comin with my own shit... im just sayin if anyone feels like "donating" any, then feel free ;-)

 

[jerzeymobfan]

London Bitches Flew To America Just To Blow Me

 

[jerzeymobfan]

London bridge is fallin down fallin down fallin down....u kno the rest

 

[GhettoStar]

avoid using kindergarten snaps like your gay, your momma shit, faggot stuff like that. Keep it on a semi-intellgient level and just crack on your opponet sure he'll have something to crack on him about.

 

[Casey]

/\ thanx for the tips dogg.... oh, and "lets pretend we're married" is one HELL of a tune, lovin ur sig hehe

 

[sniper]

yo Militant Congrats on the Win at the BR-AMAS bro,

oh yeah i think this is a jr writer of dipset one

'i got a automatic drop top on my coupe, so i dont need to put my arms up to raise the roof'

but then again u want battle ones, lemme find some.

 

[GhettoStar]

/\ thanx for the tips dogg.... oh, and "lets pretend we're married" is one HELL of a tune, lovin ur sig hehe

hahahahaah one of the FEW people who got that! Rooting for you even more homie

 

[L-Sick]

If you are on Tupac Board, asking us for battling tips. You shouldn't be battling.

 

[ItsmeyaC]

you look like the type to be a snitch so i call you a squeeler, ya fuckin bum ya look like a broke drug dealer...

 

[SJUK]

Yo SJUK, are those yours bro? those are pretty tight! i might use that fat people one and the missy one if datz cool with u...let me know if someone else done used em tho i dont wanna be biting somethin that ppl are gonna know..

PM me if you got more, and let me know if u need anythin from me, songs albums or whatever, cos i owe u one for this...



mrmakaveli that calorie line is pretty cool, ill see if i can work that in somewhere... thanks, let me know if i can do anythin 4 u.

nah its my own shit, use it if u want ive never used it cuz i dont battle and shit, just write for fun

 

[Casey]

If you are on Tupac Board, asking us for battling tips. You shouldn't be battling.

i dont usually battle, but its a charity event and i was asked to do it so i said yes.

yo SJUK thats tight dog, u got any more?

itsmeyaC, thats a tight line, nice one.

 

[Little Skittle]

"yo u should get off the stage, u cant rap with me
i'll put 15 in ur nugget like carmelo anthony"

"no really feels the shit that u spittin
kuz ur teeth are so gapped, it looks like ur tongue is in prison"