The detective assigned to my case just called me and told me that she's working with the secret service and the russian mafia stole my identity

...true story.
They are paying employees of stores to scan credit cards so they get the info from the lil black strip and they're making cards with other ppls name....so if theyre asked for proof of identity they can show their own ID.
She doesn't know how they got my info yet. I have to turn in all of my statements.