when people say dumb things thread..

[ItsmeyaC]

im sure we had one of these a long time ago, time for a new one, seeing its lost in the matrix forever..

ya know when ya friends/family members or anybody says stupid things, but they so stupid they dont know what the fuck they sayin lol
ill go first..

in my mates house just been on san adreas, he done like 3 missions, we are now getting ready to go out, mate says "hey ya know if i dont save it, will i have to the missions again" bearing in mind he had a ps2 since they come out.. OMG

this want actually spoken, it was something he did, i ask him to ring a taxi to take us wherever we going, passes him my phone, he rings the number, his own house phone starts ringin, so i say answer that and ill book the taxi, its not only his own fuckin house number he callin, im like hello, hes like whos that, im like u rung ya own house u fuckin idiot lol

he said more stupidness but cant remember at present time, anyone got any times where they feel like slappin someone cuz of their stupidness, i know sometimes when i first get up in the mornin i mean to get a cup for my drink, but im there with a knife, then realise i cant drink out of a knife lol, but thats cuz im half asleep

 

[Glockmatic]

In history class we watched Rise to Evil (about how hitler gained power in germany) and a girl raised her hand and asked the teacher if that was really hitler in the movie...this was in grade 12. The teacher just shook his head in disappointment

 

[Maverick-old-account]

lol, hitler, ha

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

When 50% of my history class thought the Lion Rampant was the Welsh flag.....16 & 17 year olds at the time....in fucking Scotland!!

When David Hasselholf was brought up once & it was commented that the dude was really popular in Germany for his music, & a girl says she doesn't know who he is. So we tell her he's the lead man in Baywatch & she replies 'Oh right. So he's a singer & a lifeguard?'

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

*Picks up the fone, and i ring my frend on his home number*

Me: heyy where are u?
Him: ...where did u just call me?

Or
Me: i think we shud go Amsterdam one day
My frend: Is Amsterdam in America?

 

[Silleone]

1.some guy i use to hang out with once said that when pac was in the hospital after his second shooting, he switched places with a doctor and left the hospital.


2.in the 8th grade which was the second year of highschool my friend said they showed footage of pac getting shot on mtv(the first time) he then said said that it was biggie that shot pac becuz on the footage u see a fat guy dressed in black quickly shoot pac and run away.

 

[Steph]

i cant think of any right now, but i think its usually me who says the stupid shit.
Oh and that albino monkey looks like hes taking a dump.

 

[stefanwzyga]

This dude at work comes up to me last week an says stef have you got the second part to meet the parents? an i goes ye meet the fockers ? an he goes ye, i said il bring it in tomorrow for you, he says cool, later on in the day i starts talking about meet the parents and he says he aint seen it an i goes well there aint much point in giving you a shot of meet the fockers then an he goes why

 

[Zero Cool]

When 50% of my history class thought the Lion Rampant was the Welsh flag.....16 & 17 year olds at the time....in fucking Scotland!!

OMG you have to be joking.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
I wish I was....I have never been so ashamed of my people.

Fair does, the Lion Rampant does feature a red creature - the lion - which resembles the red creature on the Welsh flag - the dargon - but really, it's fucking yellow!!!!!!!


Btw, I know I should know this because it's my country, but I've tried to find this out & have failed.

I'm not sure when the Lion Rampant was accepted as representing Scotland but I wonder how the creator knew what the fuck a lion was?? My only guess is the British Empire was the cause but still.....I guess I'd need to know the dates.

 

[Zero Cool]

I'm not sure when the Lion Rampant was accepted as representing Scotland but I wonder how the creator knew what the fuck a lion was?? My only guess is the British Empire was the cause but still.....I guess I'd need to know the dates.

Traditionally, William I (1142/43-1214) became known as "the Lion" because of his flag, a red lion rampant on a yellow background. This went on to become the Royal standard of Scotland.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Cheers.

I know I should know this shit & I have made one or two lazy attempts before but....ahh well fuck it, at least I know what it fucking looks like!!

.....well that's not saying much........

 

[Pacaveli-T]

in my mates house just been on san adreas, he done like 3 missions, we are now getting ready to go out, mate says "hey ya know if i dont save it, will i have to the missions again" bearing in mind he had a ps2 since they come out.. OMG

if he doesnt have the memory card he cant save it, but if he did and he still said that well then thats a df story.

 

[Pacaveli-T]

1.some guy i use to hang out with once said that when pac was in the hospital after his second shooting, he switched places with a doctor and left the hospital.


2.in the 8th grade which was the second year of highschool my friend said they showed footage of pac getting shot on mtv(the first time) he then said said that it was biggie that shot pac becuz on the footage u see a fat guy dressed in black quickly shoot pac and run away.

wow lmfao that guy deserves a good whoopin cause thats fucked up....

 

[Chronic]

"Can you get pregnant from giving head?"
I didn't actually hear the girl ask the teacher that question ()but I was told many times.

 

[Zero Cool]

"Can you get pregnant from giving head?"
I didn't actually hear the girl ask the teacher that question ()but I was told many times.

Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[Maverick-old-account]

lmao^.. i remember in health class one time a kid asked if he could get a girl pregnant from putting his fingers inside her

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Dudes who claim to be devout Protestants & who shout 'no surrender' like there's no tomorrow asking who Ian Paisley is.....I almost died.

 

[Pacaveli-T]

whem someone said" the mailman brings the mail to you EVERYDAY, thats so sweet of them"...nough said.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Calcuo, I don't know anything about the Scottish flag, but then again, I am not Scottish. In fact, I'd have a hard time finding the exact location of Scotland on a map, but I know the general area.

My sister has said a lot of dumb things, but I can't remember anything specific. The most basic thing in Islam is called the Kalimah, and there are Muslims that don't know what it is. I asked this dude what it was, to see if he knew, he looks at me with confused face. This is so basic that you can't become a Muslim without knowing what is.

whem someone said" the mailman brings the mail to you EVERYDAY, thats so sweet of them"...nough said.

They don't deliver on Sundays, but I am pretty sure they do on Saturdays.