Swine Flu

[Preach]

i haz it. i've never been this sick before, i didn't realize you could feel this shitty from just a flu virus. the upside is i don't have to worry about the vaxine.

anyone else got it?

 

[yak pac fatal]

damn, hopefully u feel better asap

 

[Sebastian]

Well, you feel healthy enough to post on this board. So it cant be that bad.

You deserve it anyway.

 

[Casey]

I told you not to eat that pork.

 

[Duke]

Well, you feel healthy enough to post on this board. So it cant be that bad.

You deserve it anyway.

lmao

I told you not to eat that pork.

Swine flu has nothing to do with the consumption of pork.

 

[Chronic]

If you remove the 's' from 'swine' you're left with 'wine' and I'll drink to that.

Feel better pumpkin.

 

[Casey]

Swine flu has nothing to do with the consumption of pork.

Wrong. The demand for pork leads to pigs being raised for human consumption in poor conditions, leading them to become sick. In some of these places, the conditions are so bad that the both the human farmers and pigs will be in close proximity at all times, leading to sicknesses in both human and animal, the sicknesses can merge together to create Swine Flu.

You may not be able to catch Swine Flu directly from eating pork, but as Jokerman has mentioned before, pork and beef are the two meats that contain the most human immunosuppressants.

If you have a weaker immune system, you are more likely to catch the sickness.

Therefore, by eating pork, you have indirectly contributed to the swine flu epidemic, and you are more likely to catch it.

It's also worth mentioning that one of my friends (who is a meat eater) caught swine flu, and before it had fully developed, crashed on my sofa one night, thus infecting my apartment. This was two months ago, and I have not caught it, because I have a superhuman immune system due to my largely vegan diet.

 

[Duke]

Wrong. The demand for pork leads to pigs being raised for human consumption in poor conditions, leading them to become sick. In some of these places, the conditions are so bad that the both the human farmers and pigs will be in close proximity at all times, leading to sicknesses in both human and animal, the sicknesses can merge together to create Swine Flu.

You may not be able to catch Swine Flu directly from eating pork, but as Jokerman has mentioned before, pork and beef are the two meats that contain the most human immunosuppressants.

If you have a weaker immune system, you are more likely to catch the sickness.

Therefore, by eating pork, you have indirectly contributed to the swine flu epidemic, and you are more likely to catch it.

It's also worth mentioning that one of my friends (who is a meat eater) caught swine flu, and before it had fully developed, crashed on my sofa one night, thus infecting my apartment. This was two months ago, and I have not caught it, because I have a superhuman immune system due to my largely vegan diet.

If you want to put it like that, fine.

In that case I'm proud to have cooperated in culling some weak ones from the flock and for making Preach feel sick as a dog for a few days.


I'ma have schnitzel tomorrow.

 

[Shadows]

Hope u get well.

 

[S O F I]

That's shitty, man.

 

[Casey]

In that case I'm proud to have cooperated in culling some weak ones from the flock.

You don't get it. You are the weak one. You are the one that is getting culled. You are both responsible for and a victim of your own shitty diet. Irony, or is it karma?

 

[Duke]

You don't get it. You are the weak one. You are the one that is getting culled. You are both responsible for and a victim of your own shitty diet. Irony, or is it karma?

Last time I checked I wasn't dying from swine flu.

 

[Casey]

Last time I checked I wasn't dying from swine flu.

Yet..

 

[Shadows]

You're not necessarily dying if you have Swine Flu.

....


Preach, if you are reading this, seriously take a break from the computer.

 

[Bender]

i know 9 reasons not to get the flu vaccine

 

[vg4030]

 

[Jokerman]

Last time I checked I wasn't dying from swine flu.

Then what are you dying from? And what did you check?

 

[Duke]

Then what are you dying from? And what did you check?

A bad case of life. It's serious too. Unavoidable. Uncurable.

 

[masta247]

wow, I wonder if you'll survive.



Seriously though, shitloads of people are ill here lately. Literally half of the people I know have flu and a lot of them are going to schools, jobs etc.

When I'm at the university and I hear everyone being ill and then someone coughing in my face I want to punch the shit out of him.
And it happens quite often lately.

On as side note it would be pretty silly for the whole mankind to be wiped out by a flu virus.
Why would it want to kill everyone anyway? A stupid virus. It would die without people to infect.

 

[Duke]

I wonder if the swine flu reached Madagascar yet.




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