Imagine this, you and a girl break up. Her friend tells you shit that causes you to leave the girl. Since the friend was honest, you tell the friend all kinds of shit that the girl has said. They get into it. You and ex-girl are into it. Everyone is into it. Ur thinkin about getting back with girl, and friend is telling you that she can make it happen.
Fast forward. Ex girl falls asleep at friends house. Ur texting friend and asking friend what to do. Friend says, shoot her. Get it over with.
You laugh and say, be serious. friend calls you and says "I'm being dead serious. Lets just kill her. Will you help me?" You still disregard as a terrible joke, but friend goes on... "I have been planning this for a long time. I'm sick of her precious little ass. A friend was going to help me once. We convinced her to drive down an old road and he had put a branch in the road and I was supposed to have her get out and move it, and when she got out, him shoot her from the woods. But she wouldn't get out, she backed up and turned around"
When you say you still dont believe it, she says "You're just like everyone fuckin' else" and you hang up. She texts and says "Ya know what? I was serious. Ive wanted this for a long time. U dont know what its like. Just forget it. And by the way, if you try to tell her, she'll never believe you."
I seriously don't believe it, but the whole 'parking and gettin shot' is very in dpeth. Prolly stolen from a bad movie, but still...
What would you think?
Fast forward. Ex girl falls asleep at friends house. Ur texting friend and asking friend what to do. Friend says, shoot her. Get it over with.
You laugh and say, be serious. friend calls you and says "I'm being dead serious. Lets just kill her. Will you help me?" You still disregard as a terrible joke, but friend goes on... "I have been planning this for a long time. I'm sick of her precious little ass. A friend was going to help me once. We convinced her to drive down an old road and he had put a branch in the road and I was supposed to have her get out and move it, and when she got out, him shoot her from the woods. But she wouldn't get out, she backed up and turned around"
When you say you still dont believe it, she says "You're just like everyone fuckin' else" and you hang up. She texts and says "Ya know what? I was serious. Ive wanted this for a long time. U dont know what its like. Just forget it. And by the way, if you try to tell her, she'll never believe you."
I seriously don't believe it, but the whole 'parking and gettin shot' is very in dpeth. Prolly stolen from a bad movie, but still...
What would you think?
