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yet again i find myself associating with border-line down syndrome cases (lets call them downies).
such retardation should be reserved, and confined within these four walls:
[YOUTUBE]Jdr9k1T-rSQ[/YOUTUBE]
but yet, somehow ive failed to insulate myself from this. some of those have escaped, and have befriended me.
consider this example;
let's refer to her as BITCH A.
BITCH A is a pretty girl, of snow white skin. She had a cute giggle, and quite a pleasant smile framed by some very white and straight (possibly through some form of Orthodontic treatment) teeth.
We were good friends; spending hours together; laughing, chatting, throwing rose petals in each others faces. It was a good friendship.
BUT.
dark clouds emerged on the horizon;
these dark clouds took form in a Joseph Fritzl type character whom i met on a night out in the town. don't get me wrong - he didn't exactly imprison, molest and impregnate any daughters, but he was stil nevertheless creepy.
i meet Fritzl. Nice chap. Friendly. But was such a hound for Puss it was disturbing. he sunk to such lows (of Eric status) to get females speaking to him, im sure a baby kitten died somewhere as a result. that's how excruciating it was to watch. it was creepy.
but;
he was a good dude in the end.
howevs;
Fritzl decides to add me on Facebook. That's fine. I like friends. I like talking. I love bitches. Sorry i had to say that.
Anywayz;
Fritzl goes and adds BITCH A. Tries to chat her up. Calls up one of my mates and asked him about me and BITCH A. This disturbed me. So i gave him a verbal lashing, and he apologised profusely. Alll good on that end.
So;
I let BITCH A know about Fritzl's shady character. I pointed to his behaviour during our night out. I just "warned" her about him.
Then;
BITCH A goes on the whole "Miss Independent" bullshit
She had a go @ me for being "obsessive" and how she "doesnt need me to look out for her".
Now, that whole independent jibe was arousing when Beyonce did it with Destinys Child sweety. I was high-fiving bitches for cooking for themselves, and not just for me. But when little miss snow flake does it (Bitch A), it's not hot. it's disturbing and annoying. and gay. downie.
so i wouldn't have a bar of it. i told her off for being ridiculous and stupid and i got a bit mad that something like THIS would be made into a problem.
thus;
i was mad. she was mad.
so we didnt speak for a week. very childish, but i was too proud to be like "nahhh let's forget about it". BECAUSE - she has started fights wit me before and ive always been the bigger dude and reached out to her to make peace. this time, i refused to do that cos i did nothin wrong.
THEN;
as if she was challenging the Miss Retard Australia crown, she deletes me off facebook. After some serious "WTFage" on my part, i thought she was jus being jokes. Some form of sick, downie humour.
So;
I run into Bitch A the next day and was like "whats happs with this deleting sh*t".
She looks at me, laughs in my face, and tells me "she deletes many people off facebook", followed by a swift kick to my balls. The ball kicking ddnt really happen, but it miught as well have ( i bet at this point you thought this was another Euphansia thread)
So i reciprocated the love and told her she was a child and a drama queen and to grow the fuck up.
Bitch made.
* Edit-Someone help me wit the Youtube link.
yet again i find myself associating with border-line down syndrome cases (lets call them downies).
such retardation should be reserved, and confined within these four walls:
[YOUTUBE]Jdr9k1T-rSQ[/YOUTUBE]
but yet, somehow ive failed to insulate myself from this. some of those have escaped, and have befriended me.
consider this example;
let's refer to her as BITCH A.
BITCH A is a pretty girl, of snow white skin. She had a cute giggle, and quite a pleasant smile framed by some very white and straight (possibly through some form of Orthodontic treatment) teeth.
We were good friends; spending hours together; laughing, chatting, throwing rose petals in each others faces. It was a good friendship.
BUT.
dark clouds emerged on the horizon;
these dark clouds took form in a Joseph Fritzl type character whom i met on a night out in the town. don't get me wrong - he didn't exactly imprison, molest and impregnate any daughters, but he was stil nevertheless creepy.
i meet Fritzl. Nice chap. Friendly. But was such a hound for Puss it was disturbing. he sunk to such lows (of Eric status) to get females speaking to him, im sure a baby kitten died somewhere as a result. that's how excruciating it was to watch. it was creepy.
but;
he was a good dude in the end.
howevs;
Fritzl decides to add me on Facebook. That's fine. I like friends. I like talking. I love bitches. Sorry i had to say that.
Anywayz;
Fritzl goes and adds BITCH A. Tries to chat her up. Calls up one of my mates and asked him about me and BITCH A. This disturbed me. So i gave him a verbal lashing, and he apologised profusely. Alll good on that end.
So;
I let BITCH A know about Fritzl's shady character. I pointed to his behaviour during our night out. I just "warned" her about him.
Then;
BITCH A goes on the whole "Miss Independent" bullshit
She had a go @ me for being "obsessive" and how she "doesnt need me to look out for her".
Now, that whole independent jibe was arousing when Beyonce did it with Destinys Child sweety. I was high-fiving bitches for cooking for themselves, and not just for me. But when little miss snow flake does it (Bitch A), it's not hot. it's disturbing and annoying. and gay. downie.
so i wouldn't have a bar of it. i told her off for being ridiculous and stupid and i got a bit mad that something like THIS would be made into a problem.
thus;
i was mad. she was mad.
so we didnt speak for a week. very childish, but i was too proud to be like "nahhh let's forget about it". BECAUSE - she has started fights wit me before and ive always been the bigger dude and reached out to her to make peace. this time, i refused to do that cos i did nothin wrong.
THEN;
as if she was challenging the Miss Retard Australia crown, she deletes me off facebook. After some serious "WTFage" on my part, i thought she was jus being jokes. Some form of sick, downie humour.
So;
I run into Bitch A the next day and was like "whats happs with this deleting sh*t".
She looks at me, laughs in my face, and tells me "she deletes many people off facebook", followed by a swift kick to my balls. The ball kicking ddnt really happen, but it miught as well have ( i bet at this point you thought this was another Euphansia thread)
So i reciprocated the love and told her she was a child and a drama queen and to grow the fuck up.
Bitch made.
* Edit-Someone help me wit the Youtube link.
