I can't remember if I told you this, but I won a £100 free bet in a Guardian competition. The last time I won it, I played it safe and spread the money across Liverpool, Chelsea, United and Arsenal. That was the week none of the top four teams managed to win, so I ended up with nothing.
This time I bet on Liverpool, United and Arsenal all to win, which would have given me £225. Not only did Liverpool fuck it up, but so did we.
Am I cursed?