Looking at the paper after you wipe

Shadows

Well-Known Member
#1
LMFAO I found this on some site. Thought I'd share.


yo i do every time yo
iono how mofos be sayign they dont look at the tiolet paper and shit
lying ass mofos
yo when i was a lil kid i use to smell the shit to
like put it up to my nose
i dont do that shit no more tho
cause one time i raised it up to fast
and my head was goign down too fast in anticapation
and i got a lil bit of shit on my nose
so now i just look and keep it moving
and yo i hate when u wipe that ass after that HUGE ass dookie plop out
and the tissue be blank
then u keep wiping that shit for like 30 more times cause u think ur ass is trying trick u
like "naw nigah i know u got some shit somewhere on u"
that shit be annoying
making my butthole chafe , no homo
 

Duke

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#4
im lmao'ing as well. But cos i do the same. I look at it to have a clue how much there is left.

I dont smell it though. Thats foul.
 

Prize Gotti

Boots N Cats
Staff member
#10
I get confused when i go for a big one and then after i wipe, there nothing on the paper.

I also find those kind are also the kind where after you took it, you look in the bowl and its gone without flushing.
 
#13
I always wipe, and continue looking at the paper till it seems like its completely gone. BUT I'm not satisfied yet. I Then take fresh pieces and continue wiping and taking deep whiff's of the paper until the smell has completely disappeared. BUT I'm not satisfied yet, I then rely on a third sense, I take fresh paper wipe, and taste, and repeat this process until the taste is completely gone. This always leaves me with a completely fresh and clean bumhole This way later on I will not feel disgusted when I feel like putting my index finger in bootyhole while reading FlipMo's posts over and over again.
 

Bobby Sands

Well-Known Member
#14
I always wipe, and continue looking at the paper till it seems like its completely gone. BUT I'm not satisfied yet. I Then take fresh pieces and continue wiping and taking deep whiff's of the paper until the smell has completely disappeared. BUT I'm not satisfied yet, I then rely on a third sense, I take fresh paper wipe, and taste, and repeat this process until the taste is completely gone. This always leaves me with a completely fresh and clean bumhole This way later on I will not feel disgusted when I feel like putting my index finger in bootyhole while reading FlipMo's posts over and over again.
what the fuck :amazed:
 

Duke

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#17
I always wipe, and continue looking at the paper till it seems like its completely gone. BUT I'm not satisfied yet. I Then take fresh pieces and continue wiping and taking deep whiff's of the paper until the smell has completely disappeared. BUT I'm not satisfied yet, I then rely on a third sense, I take fresh paper wipe, and taste, and repeat this process until the taste is completely gone. This always leaves me with a completely fresh and clean bumhole This way later on I will not feel disgusted when I feel like putting my index finger in bootyhole while reading FlipMo's posts over and over again.

epic post.
 
#18
mother-fawwwccckkk ya'll niggaz... Ya'll frontin' on the kid... Flipmo is a legend, and I know we all have at one point in our lives (or in my case 4 times a day) played with our bootyhole listening to (or reading) what a legend has to say.

.. U guys just need to get off the high horse, walkin around like ya shit dont stink.. trust me.. it does.. and it probably taste like rotten chicken curry too.


I just happen to be man enough to admit it.

...Duke knows the deal ;)

... yaaaaooowwaa!
 

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