LMFAO I found this on some site. Thought I'd share.
yo i do every time yo
iono how mofos be sayign they dont look at the tiolet paper and shit
lying ass mofos
yo when i was a lil kid i use to smell the shit to
like put it up to my nose
i dont do that shit no more tho
cause one time i raised it up to fast
and my head was goign down too fast in anticapation
and i got a lil bit of shit on my nose
so now i just look and keep it moving
and yo i hate when u wipe that ass after that HUGE ass dookie plop out
and the tissue be blank
then u keep wiping that shit for like 30 more times cause u think ur ass is trying trick u
like "naw nigah i know u got some shit somewhere on u"
that shit be annoying
making my butthole chafe , no homo
iono how mofos be sayign they dont look at the tiolet paper and shit
lying ass mofos
yo when i was a lil kid i use to smell the shit to
like put it up to my nose
i dont do that shit no more tho
cause one time i raised it up to fast
and my head was goign down too fast in anticapation
and i got a lil bit of shit on my nose
so now i just look and keep it moving
and yo i hate when u wipe that ass after that HUGE ass dookie plop out
and the tissue be blank
then u keep wiping that shit for like 30 more times cause u think ur ass is trying trick u
like "naw nigah i know u got some shit somewhere on u"
that shit be annoying
making my butthole chafe , no homo